Gotye is actually pronounced like “one-hit-wonder”
Lol. Come to Australia and realise Gotye has been around for years with multiple albums of which are definitely not one hit wonders. Just because he’s being played on all radio doesn’t mean he’s “one hit wonder” go listed to thanks for your time and hearts a mess.
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My parents should be proud. I haven’t been to the dentist for three years. Walk in, dentist says perfect teeth see you next year. Bitches ain’t shit
I did pilates tonight. For the first time. My thighs. Fuck
In Flo-Rida’s song “Low” he states that Shawty is wearing the apple bottom jeans, the boots with the fur AND the Reeboks with the straps, what is she some kind of four legged morph woman? In all honesty I’m not surprised the whole club is looking at her
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PUNtastic!!
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i came first in my exam. in the entire cohort. first at uni.
first
FIRST
Today at the station an old lady asked me to go in the lift with her because she is scared and clostrophobic on her own. I agreed and did my random act of kindness…for a minute though i did think she could be plotting to stab me in the lift.
my favourite person in the entire world
Did someone say penthouse?
submitted an assignment worth 50%
sat in exam worth 50%
give me a bottle of god damn tequila.
how many times during this season of the block will channel nine try to incorporate the word ‘block’ into words and sentences
-7 o’block
-blockonator
-blocktastic
-shock-a-block
-block full of thrills
- he will provide a whole lotta blocks.
omg
Hermione went alone and got attacked by a troll
Moaning Myrtle went alone too and was killed by a giant snake.
Katie Bell also went alone and was cursed by an opal necklace.
Ginny went in alone and ended up held hostage in the Chamber of Secrets by Tom Riddle
